Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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