it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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