SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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