Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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