the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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