another moral hangover. fuck.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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