let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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