they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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