Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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