HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's like heaven, but drunker
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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