she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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