he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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