That's when you crack a 10am beer
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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