bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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