I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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