She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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