some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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