Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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