Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am spending my child support on dildos
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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