What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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