Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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