you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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