I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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