that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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