Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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