I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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