After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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