How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she smelled like a LAN party
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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