let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you win again, gameday.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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