My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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