we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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