Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
handjob tips. give me some.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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