I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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