walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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