apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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