Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What a dumb baby whore.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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