Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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