It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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