he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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