I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Actions speak louder than pants.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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