Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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