Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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