I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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