with your own penis?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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