Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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