I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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