i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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