Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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