just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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