listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My balls are so social today.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
