R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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