; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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