mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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